Teka-Teki...

Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis ‘TARIK’

Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai?
Bus skolah lah... The OnLY bus yng pergi skolah

Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?
Jawapan : Motosikal sbb dia pakai tongkat

Dalam Banyak2 air,air apa yg paling berani?Ha.Ha.Ape bende tu?! Kalau nak tahu, jawapan yg sebenarnye ialah air
terjun..sebab dia berani terjun!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!!!

Cube teka ye benda apa apabila kita berdiri dia baring, bila kita baring dia berdiri.......?
jawapannye tapak kaki la......

Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang? 
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ....gile ape...

4 orang awek cun berpayung dengan satu payung tapi nape tak basah langsung??
Jawapan: Sebab tak hujan aduhai! Dahlah malaslah nak tanya lagi soalan bebudak pun takleh nak jawab!!

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